Friday, February 11, 2011

Look at the Calendar

Hope we all get money every five days!


 

This year July has 5 Fridays 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays . This
apparently happens once every 823 years. This is called
Money bags. So send this on and money will arrive in 5 days. Based on
Chinese feng shui the one who does not pass this on
Will have money troubles for the rest of the year... (Don't Want it to
be me)

 

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Let's hope we never get this bad!

Let's hope we never get this bad!





 

An 8
6-year-old man goes for a physical.  All of his test results come back normal. 
 

The doctor says, " Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"

Gary  replies, "God and I are tight. 
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.  When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls   Gary 's wife.
"Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims. 
"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
   

 

 

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Thursday, February 10, 2011

Protect Missouri's clean energy future

Hello!

I thought you might be interested in this alert from the Union of Concerned Scientists. Please add your signature to this petition today. It will be hand-delivered to Governor Nixon and will help create clean energy jobs and generate economic activity in Missouri. If you go to the URL below you can check out the details and send your own message. Then please forward this email to 10 friends. We really need your help to spread the word.

To take action on this issue, click on the link below:
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Fw: Asparagus -- Who knew ? Don't know if this is true or not just forwarding it on

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Don't know if this is true or not just forwarding it on
>
> Asparagus -- Who knew ?
>
>
> My Mom had been taking the full-stalk canned style
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> asparagus that she pureed and she took 4 tablespoons in
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> the morning and 4 tablespoons later in the day. She did
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> this for over a month. She is on chemo pills for Stage 3
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> lung cancer in the pleural area and her cancer cell
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> count went from 386 down to 125 as of this past week.
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> Her oncologist said she does not need to see him for 3
>
> months.
>
>
> THE ARTICLE:
>
> Several years ago, I had a man seeking asparagus for a
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> friend who had cancer. He gave me a photocopied copy
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> of an article, entitled, Asparagus for cancer 'printed in
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> Cancer News Journal, December 1979. I will share it
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> here, just as it was shared with me: I am a
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> biochemist, and have specialized in the relation of diet

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> to health or over 50 years. Several years ago, I learned

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> of the discovery of Richard R. Vensal, D.D.S. that
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> asparagus might cure cancer. Since then, I have worked
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> with him on his project We have accumulated a number
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> of favorable case histories. Here are a few examples:
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>
> Case No. 1, A man with an almost hopeless case
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> of Hodgkin's disease (cancer of the lymph glands)
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> who was completely incapacitated. Within 1 year of
starting
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> the asparagus therapy, his doctors were unable to
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> detect any signs of cancer, and he was back on a
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> schedule of strenuous exercise.
>
>
> Case No. 2 , a successful businessman 68 years old
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> who suffered from cancer of the bladder for 16 years.
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> After years of medical treatments, including radiation
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> without improvement, he went on asparagus. Within 3
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> months, examinations revealed that his bladder tumor
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> had disappeared and that his kidneys were normal.
>
>
> Case No. 3, a man who had lung cancer. On March 5th
1971, he
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> was put on the operating table where they found
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> lung cancer so widely spread that it was inoperable.
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> The surgeon sewed him up and declared his case
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> hopeless. On April 5th he heard about the Asparagus
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> therapy and immediately started taking it By August,
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> x-ray pictures revealed that all signs of the cancer had

>
> disappeared..
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> He is back at his regular business routine.
>
>
> Case No. 4, a woman who was troubled for a number of
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> years with skin cancer. She finally developed different
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> skin cancers which were diagnosed by the acting
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> specialist as advanced. Within 3 months after starting
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> on asparagus, her skin specialist said that her skin
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> looked fine and no more skin lesions. This woman
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> reported that the asparagus therapy also cured her
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> kidney disease, which started in 1949. She had over 10
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> operations for kidney stones, and was receiving
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> government disability payments for an inoperable,
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> terminal, kidney condition. She attributes the cure of
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> this kidney trouble entirely to the asparagus.
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>
> I was not surprised at this result, as `The elements of
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> materia medica', edited in1854 by a Professor at the
>
> University of Pennsylvania , stated that asparagus was
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> used as a popular remedy for kidney stones. He even
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> referred to experiments, in 1739, on the power of
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> asparagus in dissolving stones. Note the dates!
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> We would have other case histories but the medical
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> establishment has interfered with our obtaining some
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> of the records. I am therefore appealing to readers to
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> spread this good news and help us to gather a large
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> number of case histories that will overwhelm the
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> medical skeptics about this unbelievably simple and
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> natural remedy.
>
>
> For the treatment , asparagus should be cooked
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> before using, and therefore canned asparagus is just
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> as good as fresh. I have corresponded with the two
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> leading canners of asparagus, Giant and Stokely, and I
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> am satisfied that these brands contain no pesticides or
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> preservatives.
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> Place the cooked asparagus in a blender and liquefy to
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> make a puree, and store in the refrigerator. Give the
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> patient 4 full tablespoons twice daily, morning and
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> evening. Patients usually show some improvement in
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> 2-4 weeks.. It can be diluted with water and used as a
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> cold or hot drink. This suggested dosage is based on
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> present experience, but certainly larger amounts can do
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> no harm and may be needed in some cases. As a
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> biochemist I am convinced of the old saying that `what
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> cures can prevent.' Based on this theory, my wife and I
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> have been using asparagus puree as a beverage with
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> our meals. We take 2 tablespoons diluted in water to
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> suit our taste with breakfast and with dinner. I take
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> mine hot and my wife prefers hers cold. For years we
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> have made it a practice to have blood surveys taken as
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> part of our regular checkups.
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>
> The last blood survey,
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> taken by a medical doctor who specializes in the
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> nutritional approach to health, showed substantial
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> improvements in all categories over the last one, and
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> we can attribute these improvements to nothing but
>
> the asparagus drink.
>
> As a biochemist, I have made an extensive study of all
>
> aspects of cancer, and all of the proposed cures. As a
>
> result, I am convinced that asparagus fits in better
>
> with the latest theories about cancer.
>
>
> Asparagus contains a good supply of protein called
>
> histones , which are believed to be active in controlling
>
> cell growth.. For that reason, I believe asparagus can
>
> be said to contain a substance that I call cell growth
>
> normalizer . That accounts for its action on cancer and
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> in acting as a general body tonic. In any event,
>
> regardless of theory, asparagus used as we suggest, is
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> a harmless substance. The FDA cannot prevent you
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> from using it and it may do you much good. It has
>
> been reported by the US National Cancer Institute, that
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> asparagus is the highest tested food containing
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> glutathione , which is considered one of the body's
>
> most potent anticarcinogens and antioxidants.
>
>
> Please send this article to everyone in your Address Book.

>
> The most unselfish act one can ever do is paying forward

>
> all the kindness one has received, even to the most
>
> undeserved person.

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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

100 Ways to Feed Your Lover

Sent: February 08, 2011 12:58 PM
Subject: eLetter: 100 Ways to Feed Your Lover

Valentine's Day Homemade Sweets


February 8, 2011
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sour cream coffee cake recipe
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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne; Australia;;

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

 Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when

two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the

unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

 "The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and,

when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special

way," said Melbourne police

investigator Evan Delp.

 Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the

gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

"Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

 Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost

both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava

opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former

prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

 The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom

come, but doctors managed to save his

mangled penis, police said. "The one

guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said

he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told

reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think

they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

 The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her

granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two

knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. 

  "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in

the hospital, I decided I was

going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law

would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker.

" And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got

me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life.   And I

wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning

one."

 So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and

Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she

spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

 "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a

picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as

hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...

 "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and

knocked on the door, and the minute the

big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,

right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and

shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

 Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to

deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she

broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in

prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in

the city want to nominate her for Mayor."

 

 

 

 

 

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Monday, February 7, 2011

98 and No Enemies

Let's hope this happens to all of us! 

98 and no enemies -  human  interest story.

All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked,  "How many of  you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.
 All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

 

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf.
  It's good to see you here today.
 Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years  & not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the  congregation, and said simply,
 
           
 "I outlived all the sons of bitches."

 

 

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