California vs Arkansas

 

California vs. Arkansas

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

California :

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is
natural. Coyote kills the dog.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and
spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while

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 wildlife
services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
of dangerous animals. They find another coyote and spend $200,000.

Relocating the animal to another wildlife reserve.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area. Then they spend

$25,000. for signs cautioning joggers about the possibility of seeing

Coyotes while jogging.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against
the state. ACLU joins PETA and they win the suit for $13 million.

Arkansas:

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has
spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat
dead coyote.

Any wonder why California is broke???

 

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