Fw: Maxine as a WalMart Greeter!

This is classic! My First  Day of Employment  So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.  About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,  Unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them, all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there . . . Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,  "Heck no, they ain't twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's, 7.  Why would you think they're twins?  Are you blind, or stupid?" So I replied,  "I'm neither blind, nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at  Wal-Mart!"         My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

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