Questions and Answers from AARP Forum Q: Where can single
men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested
in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man
do while his wife is going through
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told
me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt
...."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-50year-old
husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for
50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the
problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most
common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've
still got your sense of humor !
men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested
in them?
do while his wife is going through
menopause?
me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt
...."
husband?
50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
problem.
common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
still got your sense of humor !
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