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> Quickie in the Bushes
> There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude
> woman.
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> They had been facing each other across a pathway for a
> hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
> single gesture, brings the two to life.
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> The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a
> hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for
> thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
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> He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
> shrubbery.
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> The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
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> After fifteen minutes , the two return, out of breath and laughing..
> The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you
> care to do it again?'
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> He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's!
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> But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and
> you shit on its head.
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> ----------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
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