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> Retired at
> 65
>
> Upon
> reaching 65, I decided to retire. After
> having me under foot for a few months, my wife
> became very agitated with me. She suggested I go
> and do something to occupy my time, like join a club or
> get a hobby. I obliged and went out for a couple
> of hours..
>
> When I got home my wife asked about my day
> and I replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park
> and hung out with
> the
> guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.
>
> "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years
> old and you're going to start jumping out of
> airplanes?"
>
> "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."
>
> "You crazy old man, where's your glasses!
> This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute
> Club!"
>
> "Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I
> signed up for 5 jumps a week!"
>
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