Little Johnnie's neighbor has a baby.
Unfortunately, it was born without ears.
Before visiting, Little Johnnie's dad tells him
that if he says anything
about the baby's ears,
he'll get spanked.
When Little Johnnie looks in the crib,
he says, "She has such beautiful eyes
can she see?"
"Yes," says the father, "She has 20/20 vision."
"Great," says Little Johnnie. "Cuz she'd be fucked if she
needed glasses."
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