Saturday, March 6, 2010

Fw: Fwd: FW: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
> tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
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> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ' Kemo Sabe , > look
> towards sky, what you see? '
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> 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
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> 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
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> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, > it
> tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of > planets.
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo . Time wise, it appears
> to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, > the
> Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically,
> it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, > Tonto?'
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> 'You dumber than buffalo shit. It means
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> someone stole the tent.'
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